me: im bored what should i do
my brain: here’s something productive that u have been procrastinating on doing for literally three mont-
me: haha u wild. anyways only realistic suggestions please
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time to put up my halloween decorations *glues your selfies all over my house*
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WTF = What The Freak
OMG = Oh my golly!
GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus
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Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO
ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
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